PenguinPrank.com

   Hello, you (as well as everyone) have been invited to participate in the “PenguinPrank” which is an anonymous group of pranksters who, for no real reason, want to irritate the staff and players on ClubPenguin. Everyone’s welcome! To join the PenguinPrank, follow these steps in order.

   Step one: Create a free account on ClubPenguin.com. When you make your username, first write the word “Anon” and without spacing, write a word that describes you. For example, some good names would be “AnonSkaterguy” “AnonEvilsis” “AnonStupidkid” you get the picture. However, we guarantee that the word “Anon” short for anonymous does not indicate that this site and/or site owners have anything to do with the group of internet hackers called “Anonymous.” The reason we have the penguins be called “Anons” is so the moderators and staff only think they are being hacked by a virus that was started by the group of hackers “Anonymous.”

   Step two: It is essential your penguin has black feathers, and of course, you need to set the mode to “SafeChat” mode and not that “SuperUltimateSafeChat” mode. After you supposedly agree to the rules (or “Terms of Use”) you should have been sent an email, which allows you to log-in to your account.

   Step three: When logged on, you will be on a page titled “Your Suggested Servers.” There are five servers listed on this page. Select the server on the top of this list. If the server at the top of the list has a speech bubble icon on it, or says “FULL,” select the next closest server to the top. If it says “FULL,” that obviously means the server is full, and the speech bubble icon represents that the server has “Super Ultimate Safe Chat.”

   Step four: Once in the server, go strait to the gift shop, and open the “Penguin Style” catalog. In the “Penguin Style” catalog, there are three pages with player card backgrounds to choose from. On each of these three pages, you will see four backgrounds to choose from, making twelve backgrounds total. Choose the background on the lower right of the third page by clicking on it. Then, set the background to your profile.

   Step five: Now, you must go around and make no sense. Set your typing to CAPS LOCK and only post messages in CAPITAL LETTERING. When you type, be as random as you can possibly be. Two of the most frequent things you must type are “DESU” and the word that describes you in your “Anon” penguin username. Again, the reason we have you say “DESU” is not because we are affiliated with the Anonymous hackers (who often say “DESU”) but because we want the ClubPenguin staff to think the players originated from the Anonymous hacker group.

   Step six: As an “Anon,” your job now is to go around and annoy other players. Three main ways of annoying people are walking in circles around them, farting by typing the E and T keys frequently, and using bad language. Don’t actually type out the bad word, but do it creatively so the moderators don’t automatically get you. For example, if you want to type the not so bad, bad word “CRAP,” Don’t type C-R-A-P, but rather KRAP and get out of the room you’re in as quick as you can so some little tattle-tale won’t report you. Also, to help advertise the PenguinPrank group, occasionally type "PENGUINPRANK DOT WEBS DOT COM."

   Step seven: The last rule is simply never ask anyone to be your buddy, nor accept any buddy invitations. If “Anons” have buddies, then their buddies have access to the Anon’s account, and can report them easier. Plus, you don’t need to have any buddies anyway.

   Well that’s it, welcome to the club! Get on your “Anon” account whenever you’re bored, follow the rules above, and have fun driving other players crazy! Print or email these instructions to at least one or more friend or family member, that is if you are reading this on the Penguin Prank website. If you are reading this on a piece of paper, then either scan a copy(s) to pass on, or print an original message out directly from the Penguin Prank website (PenguinPrank.webs.com.) Don’t worry, this isn’t one of those spam chains where your mom will die if you don’t pass it on! Also, don’t forget to check back on the PenguinPrank website every now and then for scheduled “Anon” raid timings and news. Have fun, and don’t get caught!