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EDIT: Though you can’t actually spell out cuss words, you CAN however spell any of them with a space between each letter. For example, you’d be immediately be banned if you said, “OH SHIT” while on Club Penguin, but you’ll most likely get away with spelling it with a space between each letter, spelled like “OH S H I T.” You can say ANY word without being banned immediately by using this method.

    Before we unfold the joys of this topic, we’d like to express one quick thought. The use of swear words is a complicated thing. It should all be done in moderation. Your job as an “Anon” is not to swear your hearts out where ever, and whenever you want. Sure it’s funny, but after you drop the F-bomb so many times, it get’s old.

   So we’re not saying you shouldn’t use swear words every now and then, but remember, it should be used all in moderation. Just like beer. It’s good every now and then, but you shouldn’t go overboard on it. Think of moderators as cops. You get drunk on swearing, and you get arrested/banned. Then again, you can always make another account.

   So never mind. Swear your heart out. We’ve made a list of “alternative” words to full in for the real words. Meaning, if you use these words, the automatic moderators won’t ban you the second you say them.

Yamit, Secks, Shyet, Asse, Bytch

   Be creative. Make up more “alternative” swear words on your own. If the person you’re swearing to doesn’t seem to be bothered by your foul mouth/typing, find someone who is. Your job as an “Anon” is to bother other people. Think from the view point of some attention craving kid. You know, one from your old elementary school. He/she was the one who you always wished would just shut up. They’d be from a poor family, and would just plain annoy other people, just for the sake of their own sick enjoyment.

Now, we will give you a list of suggested things to say, along with your swearing.

   There’s a famous internet reference (see here, Hotel Mario ) “If you need instructions, on how to get through the Hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.” This reference is from a “Phillips CD-I” game titled “Hotel Mario.”

   The game itself has been the core of many internet jokes, and parodies, mainly expressed through “YouTube poops.” (See more information on Hotel Mario at, Hotel Mario Wiki) The famous quote, “If you need instructions,” can be used in reference during being an “Anon” when you target a victim on ClubPenguin.

   Ask the player/victim “DO YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS?” If the player responds at all, say “WELL I GIVE YOU FUCTIONS,” and teleport as soon as you can. By teleportation, we mean go to another room. For quick “teleportation” through out ClubPenguin, an easy way is to sign up as a “Secret Agent.” This feature allows players to teleport through out Club Penguin quickly. Being a secret agent for Anons is important, because when one breaks the rules of Club Penguin, they can get the hell out of the room before someone has the chance to report them to a moderator.

   (Quick Note, if you’re going to say the F-word, never type it out having it be spelled correctly. Just like in the examples above, and the instructions on the HOME page of this site, be creative when you type a swear word. Don’t type CRAP, type KRAP. The word “fuctions” is not spelled with all of the letters of the F-word, so the automatic moderators wouldn’t notice it.)

   Another hilarious term you can use creatively when being an Anon is the term “YOU SUCK!” One of the funniest times you could say “YOU SUCK” to another player is when you are being given a tour. Go to the nearest tour guide, and tell him/her, “GIVE TOUR.” When they do, they’ll most likely start up explaining where you are...

     In the middle of their explanation, say “YOU SUCK, BYE BYE,” and teleport out of the room. This will leave your tour guide confused, and possibly hurt if they’re wimps. Though the term “YOU SUCK” isn’t technically a swear word, and the automatic moderators wouldn’t ban you for saying it, other players will if they’re offended, and they would most likely get away with it. You can say “YOU SUCK” but teleport out of the room before anyone has the chance to report you.

   Like we said about Hotel Mario’s “Instruction” reference, Anons are often seen making random internet/pop culture references (when we say pop culture, we don’t mean Hannah Montana crap.) Like said on the home page, many good internet references would be “DESU,” (DESU in fact is a huge symbol of Anon randomness, DESU) WEEGEE (Luigi’s disturbing virus imposter from the game “Mario’s Missing” WeeGee, Real Faces of Evil) LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOG Long Cat The Movie, and other internet references.

   One very famous reference is “POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.” In the “Habbo Hotel” Anon raid, Anons would stand in front of the pool, blocking players from getting in, and their excuse for doing so was saying, “POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.” Pool Is Closed, Though it’s much harder in ClubPenguin, when the raid comes, our goal is to have their pool infested with Anons, saying, “POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.”

   Many Anons in the “Habbo Hotel” raid sang, “Rick Roll.” The Lyrics are shown below.

“We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”

   Any popular internet reference is okay, as long as it has the anonymous taste to it. (The song “Internet People" has good reference to internet pop culture, Internet People!)

   There are several ways to annoy people on ClubPenguin, especially when you’re an Anon. On way is to question everything about the person you’re talking to. Target one person, and sit down as close as you can to them, face to face. You can either be random, by making internet references like in the topic above, or can just say or ask them weird things. Such questions can be “ARE YOU EVIL?” “HAVE YOU FOUND THE ARK OF THE COSMOS?” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?”

   Or, for example, let’s say you saw someone who’s name was something like, Princess4455. Sit down face to face with that person, and ask, “WHAT ARE YOU THE PRINCESS OF?” “YOUR KINGDOM SUCKS.” “WHO CROWNED YOU ROYALTY, I’LL SUE.” Pretend you take everything seriously. Let’s say you meet some guy named, ProFootball57579...

   You would say something to them like, “ARE YOU REALLY A PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER. CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? NO, I DON’T WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH, YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL.” Think as if you knew absolutely nothing, and took everything seriously. Also, if someone says something to you like, “Boy or Girl,” you say “BOTH, I HAD A SECKS CHANGE, HOW ABOUT YOU?” The same goes for if someone says “Any boys,” or “Any girls,” your response is , “BOTH, I HAD A SECKS CHANGE. I’M ALSO A NAZI.”

   A quick way to frustrate people is if there were two players side by side talking, you’d stand in between them, be random, and completely but into their conversation. If someone begins to talk to normally, your mission is to make them feel uncomfortable, and confused. Here’s and example of a good situation, Blue=Anon, Red=Other Player,

   Hey, what up? ARE YOU EMPLYING MY MOTHER IS FAT? No what are you talking about? YOU DO REALIZE THE POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS. What? QUITE SENCERELY, THE POOL HAS AIDS. NOW, DO YOU HIAL WEEGEE OR HITLER? What is wrong with you? WELL, ARE YOU EVIL? No I’m no- IF SO, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER CHECKING OUT SOME INSTRUCTIONS, OR IN MY CASE, FUCTIONS.

At that point you need to get the hell out of the room you’re in.

   One really funny way of bothering people is by simply saying “No.” If you see a player, and they say something like, “I’m really bored, does someone want to be my friend?” You go up to them and say, “NO!” Or if someone says something like, “I’m so lonely, I don’t have any friends,” you go up to them and say, “THAT‘S TOO BAD!”

   A really easy way to annoy people is to throw snowballs at them. Instead of throwing one snowball at a time, but pressing the “T” key on your keyboard and clicking on the mouse where you want to throw it over, and over, and over again, so it’s a rapid fire. Same with farting. Press the “E” then “T” keys as fast as you can for extremely rapid farting. This most likely will bother people.

   Like said in the HOME page description, reject anyone who asks you to be their buddy. One way to really confuse people is to sign up for a job as a tour guide. When you get someone who wants a tour, say to them, “I’M NOT GIVING YOU A TOUR BECAUSE YOU’RE EVIL,” or “BECAUSE YOU SUCK” or “BECAUSE YOU’RE RACIST” etc, etc. When you’re a tour guide, and you see another tour guide holding a “Tours Here” sign, stand in front of them, and hold up your sign so it blocks theirs.

   You can also waste all of your coins on sending postcards to one individual person. This gives the feel of you stalking that person, making them feel uncomfortable.

   Finally, report as many people as you can to moderators for no reason. Just click on any random penguin, and report them for whatever reason you want. Like always, BE CREATIVE! Make up your own stuff, these are just suggestions. Beyond the rules, there are no rules, so have fun, and make up your own pranks!

   To distinguish an Anon from a regular player, there are many behavior traits Anons have unique to regular players.

   The signature walk of an Anon is not to simply click where you want to walk over to, but click at the spot you want to walk over to as repetitively as you can, so your penguin looks like he/she’s having a seizure. Another trait of Anons is the way they speak. Like explained in the HOME page description, put your typing on CAPS LOCK so your penguin speaks only in CAPITAL LETTERING.

   Also, when you speak, you don’t need to use proper English grammar. For example, instead of saying, “ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT INSTRUCTIONS?” say it like “IZ YOU SAYING YOU NEEDS INSTRUCTIONS.” Speaking in improper English is not essential by any means, just an idea actually. If you choose to play any of the sledding races while being an Anon, the signature for races is penguin Anons never win. They try to crash into every obstacle possible.

   In the newspaper, there is a section labeled “Ask Aunt Arctic.” In that section, you can submit questions, jokes, poems, etc. All Anons who submit writing must submit the lyrics for “Rick Roll.” Lyrics can be found in the “Anon internet References” two topics above.